🔥 THE STEAM PAGE ROAST MACHINE
DESTROY
MY GAME
Your Steam page has problems. Your friends are too nice to tell you, and players just silently don't wishlist. We'll find every mistake and throw it in your face — then tell you how to fix it.
$2.99 per roast · 6 categories + verdict + score · results at a shareable link
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PASTE YOUR PAGE
Drop your Steam store URL. Any game, DLC, or demo — released or coming soon.
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GET DESTROYED
Six brutal category critiques, a final verdict, and a score out of 10. The AI reads your copy AND looks at your capsule and screenshots. Every insult comes with a real fix.
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Laundry Simulator 2026
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Hearth and Hamlet
5/10“A painted capsule selling a pixel game, and a Habor District nobody proofread. Fix the storefront, the game is fine.”
Idle Aqua Driller
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How to Grow Your Sausage
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GrassChopper
4/10“Two of your first four screenshots show the same guy standing still with the same 1034 coins.”
Hades
8/10“Best roguelite of the decade, still shipping screenshots with the debug build number in the corner.”
Cozy Garden
4/10“Your entire pitch is the bottom of the screen, and screenshot two zooms in and forgets it.”